I have been sneaking in a few home projects here and there, but my biggest project to date is planning my 20-year High School Reunion. Yep.
The planning for the event has been rather smooth. We have a core group of people that have done the lions share of work and I can’t thank them enough.
The body preparation however is another thing. My goal of starting rumors of anorexia aren’t going to come to fruition. I was hoping to get down to my fighting weight and toss the Spanx aside. Ain’t going to happen. I just hope there isn’t a giant spot light on my gut and flabby upper arms. I have even thought about continually sneaking in a few push-ups throughout the event to give me my muscles a little more tension.
I could also smear Preparation H all over my body and then wrap myself in Saran Wrap. It’s what the pageant broads do….but when you are 115 pounds, it probably doesn’t even matter. I, however, would look like a albino stuffed sausage.
The hair has been trimmed, the gray roots have been covered, the pedicure happens tomorrow night, and the spray tan will be on Thursday. The botox didn’t make the cut this year. DAYUM. I think a couple of Ketel Ones with lemon might just give me that boost of confidence I need.
There will be a few cute crafty things that we did for the event, but you are just going to have to wait. JUST in case my ONE reader happens to be a 1991 graduate of my alma mater.
Any last minute advice before I head into the Land of Judgement?!?!