20 Years of Prep.

I have been sneaking in a few home projects here and there, but my biggest project to date is planning my 20-year High School Reunion.  Yep.

Me. Circa 1991

The planning for the event has been rather smooth.  We have a core group of people that have done the lions share of work and I can’t thank them enough.

The body preparation however is another thing.  My goal of starting rumors of anorexia aren’t going to come to fruition.  I was hoping to get down to my fighting weight and toss the Spanx aside.  Ain’t going to happen.  I just hope there isn’t a giant spot light on my gut and flabby upper arms.  I have even thought about continually sneaking in a few push-ups throughout the event to give me my muscles a little more tension.

I could also smear Preparation H all over my body and then wrap myself in Saran Wrap. It’s what the pageant broads do….but when you are 115 pounds, it probably doesn’t even matter.  I, however, would look like a albino stuffed sausage.

The hair has been trimmed, the gray roots have been covered, the pedicure happens tomorrow night, and the spray tan will be on Thursday.  The botox didn’t make the cut this year.  DAYUM.    I think a couple of Ketel Ones with lemon might just give me that boost of confidence I need.

There will be a few cute crafty things that we did for the event, but you are just going to have to wait.  JUST in case my ONE reader happens to be a 1991 graduate of my alma mater.

Any last minute advice before I head into the Land of Judgement?!?!



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6 Responses to 20 Years of Prep.

  1. Amy says:

    Relaxxxx and have fun!

  2. jane says:

    Have a great time and stock up on pedilyte

  3. Stacy says:

    Dear Un-Martha and fellow spanx wearer – I am looking forward to Saturday. I plan to laugh so much that my belly will hurt the next day. Thanks for taking on this project.

    Plus keep in mind, you are hard to ugly up. You are gorgeous!

  4. angie says:

    LOVE the throwback pics! I remember being in complete AWE of that hair of yours :) You are going to have the best time. How awesome are you for planning it!!!

  5. I had mine this summer too. I don’t know about yours but mine was a blast ( I was NOT expecting that!)

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